and it's only 8:00 in the morning?
Yes, it's a Monday. How do I know that other than the calendar? The fact that things are more than crazy this morning. Both kids have decided to make life difficult for me this morning, although not on purpose, I'm sure.
Just as the alarm is going off to signal Jeremiah that it's time to jump in the shower, Zach comes into our room bawling. Once we get him to calm down and tell us what the problem is, we find out that he has a bloody nose. So we quickly lay him down and turn on the light. What we find is a bloody trail from his bed to his bathroom to our room. We are even lucky enough to have him step in the blood at some point and so there are bloody footprints along with the trail. Good thing there aren't any police detectives in our home this morning because it looked a lot like a crime scene. Since Jeremiah had to get ready for work, he jumped in the shower while I began cleaning up all the blood off of the carpet. Luckily, it was all still pretty fresh, so it came up with a little scrubbing. But I did find it all over every door handle and even smeared on one of the walls. After getting that cleaned up, I went back to clean up Zach and after further inspection realized that he had blood all over his shirt (a brand new white undershirt to be exact), all over his face, and up and down his arms. Don't ask me what he was doing wiping his nose with the upper part of his arms, but he did and there was blood all over him. Sometimes I'm amazed at how much a nose can bleed!
Once his nose stopped bleeding and we got him cleaned up and some new clothes on, I jumped in the shower really quick in order to be done by the time Jeremiah left for work (he's downstairs eating breakfast and getting his lunch together at this point). Well, as I'm finishing getting dressed, I realize that I haven't heard or seen from Hailey for a few minutes. So having this, "ut-oh" feeling, I walk out of our room and into their bathroom where the door is closed and the light is on. And there I find a little girl naked from the waste down, with a tissue in her hand. When I ask her what she's doing, she quickly informs me that she was cleaning up her potty. Come to find out that she had gone potty all over the floor. You see, our little one wants to be just like her brother - eat what he eats, play with what he plays with, go to kindergarten when does, and even go potty like he does. Which in this case was standing up. Now, little girls don't exactly have the same anatomy as little boys, which we have tried to explain to her many, many times. But she doesn't quite understand why her brother should be able to do something she can't. So without Jeremiah or myself hovering over her in the bathroom, she decided to go the way she wanted to. Needless to say there was quite a bit to clean up on the floor of the bathroom. I was having deja-vue at this point since I just been cleaning blood off of that same floor not more than 20 minutes earlier.
After getting her and the bathroom cleaned up, we head downstairs, just in time to kiss Jeremiah good bye and send him off to work. He wished me luck as he left and I about slugged him! I'm definitely more than tired of cleaning up things this moment, but that doesn't stop because both kids decide it would be even better to dump both of their cereal bowls all over the counter and floor. And of course we can't do this when we almost have the cereal gone, it has to be when there is a ton of cereal and milk in the bowls. So I end up cleaning both of those messes up - at different times of course.
Now that we're done with breakfast, I'm trying to get my sanity back. But now I'm fighting with a little boy who thinks my house is an indoor soccer field and is kicking a ball all over - hitting the chandelier, picture frames on top of the entertainment center, and the blinds on the window. I'm also fighting with a little girl who has been up to her room 3 times, pulled a different outfit out of her dresser each time and put it on. Boy, am I in trouble when she hits the teenage years!
So that's been my morning for the past hour and a half. It's Monday and only 8:00 am, what in the world am I in store for the rest of the day and week for that matter????